What’s BAD: 350-pound man has abdominal pain and rectal bleeding.
What’s WORSE: Doing a rectal exam on said 350-pound man. (Bye-bye, right hand and wrist! Come back soon!)
What’s WORST: Upon retracting my probing digit, finding a big ol’ poop-streak running all the way up my glove.
What’s A HUGE RELIEF: Realizing that the streak ends within 1 centimeter from my wrist skin. (Aww yeah.)